Hali. Age 20

College Student

Superwholockian

    filed under: cheagoesomnomnom,

    basiacat:

    bucky spending hours at that smithsonian exhibit, staring at everything, watching every single one of the little “newsreel” clips, getting escorted out of the museum because he’s the last one there, sir, you must not have heard our announcements, but we’re open at ten tomorrow

    bucky going to the exhibit every single day for a week straight and that one older security guard is so nice to him, telling him in a low, conspiratory whisper one evening that he was there when the captain america costume got stolen by captain america himself, isn’t that just ridiculous? and you’re a dead ringer for sergeant barnes, son, you’d look good in that costume

    bucky finally showing up on steve’s doorstep on a rainy evening – it’s a spacious old brownstone, sam up tippy-top, steve on the ground floor, nat in the basement – and he’d had a whole speech prepared and carefully memorized but when he sees steve’s shocked face it all crumbles and he just sort of scrambles to catch his breath, hands clenched tight in his coat pockets, prosthesis whirring, and steve just looks at him for a solid minute then tells him to come in, they’ll throw some couch cushions on the ground, it’ll be like old times, and bucky just breaks

    it’s messy and it’s horrible and bucky wakes up screaming almost every night but steve is steady and solid and reassuring like he’s always been, and he asks natasha and bruce to help him find a psychologist after bucky confesses to him, barely whispering, that he thinks he needs some Help

    steve being gentle with bucky because god it was hard enough to get thrown into the 21st century but getting tortured, electrocuted, tossed in and out of cryo, practically lobotomized––

    steve being so fucking gentle when he helps bucky sort through his memories, starts telling him stories and leaving out details and watching that old grin slide across bucky’s face when he remembers something steve didn’t mention

    steve and bucky going back to that smithsonian exhibit together on a slow, snowy wednesday morning when everyone’s at work and at school, taking their time, and there are a couple of moments where bucky starts to shut down but steve touches his shoulder or his back and they move through it together

    running into that old security guard as they leave and when bucky winks at him, steve has to hide a grin because that’s absolutely the bucky that he grew up with

    sometimes it’s a step forward and sometimes it’s three steps back; bucky is pretty sure the nightmares will be a constant for the rest of his life but that’s okay, because steve is there every time and–– -

    well, to the end of the line, right?

      filed under: stucky,

      danyytargaryen:

      harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

      and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

      no

      no not again

        filed under: harry potter,

        castielsfear:

        Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

        Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

        Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

        Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

        Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

        If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

        Never stop fighting.

          filed under: things i like,
          vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…

          vegandragon:

          We used to be best buddies,

          But now we’re not.

          I wish you would tell me why…

            once-upon-a-time-the-end:

I made a thing

            once-upon-a-time-the-end:

            I made a thing

              filed under: destiel,

              visenyatargaryyen:

              laughtercues:

              kingjohnkat:

              redphonebox:

              just so we’re clear, i use

              dude

              bro

              man

              gurl

              babe

              bby

              loser

              as gender-neutral and affectionate names

              don’t forget son

              What am I forgetting dad

              image

              You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

              (Source: smallplantfriend)

                cheekily:

                christmastree-cake:

                seashellies:

                purrityring:

                momofficial:

                SNAILS EAT WORMS

                why yes they do

                image
                and it’s fucking terrifying

                I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

                I had a snail phase at one point

                Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

                  "Part of me always believed that you’d come back."

                  (Source: memitims)

                    filed under: destiel,
                    datiekavis:

recipesforweebs:

Ah, Ramen. The instant stuff weeaboos and college kids eat almost 3 times a day. What a treasure. You know what I’m gonna teach you what to make? Ramen that isn’t instant, and doesn’t taste like you poured an entire fucking salt shaker into your fucking bowl. God damn…MSG, amirite?
Anyway, this recipes like pretty fucking delish, so we’re gonna have a pretty rad time making it, okay?O FUCKING KAY.~Ponyo-style Ramen(servings: 1 bowl)adapted from: x
Ingredients for Home made noodles-
3/4 cups all purpose flour
1 egg
3/4 tsp salt (plus more to taste)
~1 Tbsp water (or more give or take)
Ingredients for soup-
2 cups pork or vegetable broth*
1 Tbsp fresh miso paste
1 tsp soy sauce (add more if you want it to be saltier)
1/4 tsp dashi granules
1/4 cup fresh bean sprouts
Ingredients for toppings-
1/2 scallion stalk
1 egg, hard boiled
1 piece of thick cut ham sliced in half
1 Tbsp olive oil
~Procedure for noodles-
Mix all of the dry ingredients together and make a small ‘well’ in the center of the mixture.
Mix all of the wet ingredients together and pour the mixture into the center ‘well’ of the dry ingredients.
Slowly combine the ingredients together until it becomes a hard dough.
Knead that dough hardcore motherfucker. Knead it the same way you need every little bit of merch with your waifu’s face on it. Yeah I know i said ‘need’ instead of ‘knead’. Fight me. I dare you.
Roll it into a ball and test the consistency. If it’s WAY too stick, add some flour, if it’s really hard and not sticky at all, add a TEENY bit of water. The dough should only be a tiny bit sticky, like not enough to stick anyway, u feel me
Once the doughs at the right consistency, wrap the dough ball in a dish towel and let that shit rest for like an hour. You rocked it’s work, tiger, and now it just needs to recharge a little. Am I implying you had sexual relations with a noodle? Yes. sort of. It’s been a long day.
Take the dough ball once it’s rested and sprinkle flour over that shit. Make it rain, holla. place it on a flour’d counter and use a rolling pin to flatten it out. Like real talk. Flatter than even the traps you gawk at whenever they show up on a thread in /a/. Don’t lie to yourself, everyone loves the traps. 
If the dough starts sticking during the rolling process, slap some more flour on that shit.
Put the dough sheet on your cutting board and spread a bunch of flour over it. Real talk, get reaaaaaal liberal about your flour use here. You DO NOT want your noodles sticking together once we cut them.
Fold the sheet two times in the same direction, spreading flour over the sheet each time you fold it.
Once it’s folded, start cutting it into thin noodles. If you think it’s going to start stick, add some more flour onto that biz.
Once you’re done cutting them and you have a huge ass pile of noodles, toy at them a little with your fingers to unfold and separate them a bit. Then toss that shit around with some more flour.
Get some water bowling, enough to cover all the noodles, and just sort of sprinkle the noodles in. If you plop em all in they’ll stick and shit, so don’t do that. 
Cook for abot 4 minutes, tasting a noodle occasionally to see if they’re done. I like undercooking mine a tiny bit so they fully cook in the soup.
Once they’re done cooking, strain them and place them in the bowl you’re gonna eat from. 
And bam. You finished the noodles. Are you proud of yourself? Do you want a hug? Fuck off, we’re not done yet ho we still got a WORLD of shit to finish before you can eat this mystical creation based off of Miyazaki’s food porn masterpiece.
Procedure for Soup-
In a medium sized pot, add the stock, dashi, and soy sauce. Bring it to a boil over high heat.
Remove from heat and stir in the miso. If you want to add more miso or something, fuckin go for it, it’s your life.
Add the bean sprouts in now so they warm up a little. Pour the soup into the bowl of noodles and stir it around so the bean sprouts and noodles are all intertwined.
Oh hot damn. You finished dat soup. Wow. how cool are you? Not that cool yet, because you still need to do the last few toppings you lil shitbaby.
Procedure for toppings-
Pour enough water to cover an egg into a small pot and bring to a boil. Once boiling, place the egg in gently and let it stay there for like 10 minutes.
Once the egg’s cooked for about 10 minutes, take that shit out and place it in a small bowl of ice water so it can cool down.
Once it’s cooled, remove the shell and cut it in half vertically. Place one of the halves on top of the ramen and eat the other one yourself with a sprinkle of salt because you deserve it. Love yourself a little.
Get some thick cut ham slices, like the thickest you can find, get a piece and cut it in half. Drizzle a frying pan with olive oil and let it heat up before placing the ham slices on there. 
Cook until heated up but not browned and place atop the noodles.
Thinly dice half the chive stock and place it atop the noodles as well.
~HOLY SHIT YOU JUST MADE YOURSELF SOME MIYAZAKI NOODLESARE YOU PROUD? YOU SHOULD BE. YOU BASICALLY MADE ART.No seriously, put that shit in MOMA and it will probably sell a lot quicker than like, fuckin, idk, cubism or whatever. Because Ramen always tastes better than oil paint, trust me.
Alright nerds, that’s Ponyo’s Ramen for you, enjoy eating literally 10 bowls of it while crying over fucking fish people you sad piece of trash.LOVE YOU, BYE

"you lil shitbaby"

                    datiekavis:

                    recipesforweebs:

                    Ah, Ramen. The instant stuff weeaboos and college kids eat almost 3 times a day. What a treasure. 

                    You know what I’m gonna teach you what to make? Ramen that isn’t instant, and doesn’t taste like you poured an entire fucking salt shaker into your fucking bowl. God damn…MSG, amirite?

                    Anyway, this recipes like pretty fucking delish, so we’re gonna have a pretty rad time making it, okay?

                    O FUCKING KAY.

                    ~

                    Ponyo-style Ramen
                    (servings: 1 bowl)
                    adapted from: x

                    Ingredients for Home made noodles-

                    • 3/4 cups all purpose flour
                    • 1 egg
                    • 3/4 tsp salt (plus more to taste)
                    • ~1 Tbsp water (or more give or take)

                    Ingredients for soup-

                    • 2 cups pork or vegetable broth*
                    • 1 Tbsp fresh miso paste
                    • 1 tsp soy sauce (add more if you want it to be saltier)
                    • 1/4 tsp dashi granules
                    • 1/4 cup fresh bean sprouts

                    Ingredients for toppings-

                    • 1/2 scallion stalk
                    • 1 egg, hard boiled
                    • 1 piece of thick cut ham sliced in half
                    • 1 Tbsp olive oil

                    ~

                    Procedure for noodles-

                    • Mix all of the dry ingredients together and make a small ‘well’ in the center of the mixture.
                    • Mix all of the wet ingredients together and pour the mixture into the center ‘well’ of the dry ingredients.
                    • Slowly combine the ingredients together until it becomes a hard dough.
                    • Knead that dough hardcore motherfucker. Knead it the same way you need every little bit of merch with your waifu’s face on it. Yeah I know i said ‘need’ instead of ‘knead’. Fight me. I dare you.
                    • Roll it into a ball and test the consistency. If it’s WAY too stick, add some flour, if it’s really hard and not sticky at all, add a TEENY bit of water. The dough should only be a tiny bit sticky, like not enough to stick anyway, u feel me
                    • Once the doughs at the right consistency, wrap the dough ball in a dish towel and let that shit rest for like an hour. You rocked it’s work, tiger, and now it just needs to recharge a little. Am I implying you had sexual relations with a noodle? Yes. sort of. It’s been a long day.
                    • Take the dough ball once it’s rested and sprinkle flour over that shit. Make it rain, holla. place it on a flour’d counter and use a rolling pin to flatten it out. Like real talk. Flatter than even the traps you gawk at whenever they show up on a thread in /a/. Don’t lie to yourself, everyone loves the traps. 
                    • If the dough starts sticking during the rolling process, slap some more flour on that shit.
                    • Put the dough sheet on your cutting board and spread a bunch of flour over it. Real talk, get reaaaaaal liberal about your flour use here. You DO NOT want your noodles sticking together once we cut them.
                    • Fold the sheet two times in the same direction, spreading flour over the sheet each time you fold it.
                    • Once it’s folded, start cutting it into thin noodles. If you think it’s going to start stick, add some more flour onto that biz.
                    • Once you’re done cutting them and you have a huge ass pile of noodles, toy at them a little with your fingers to unfold and separate them a bit. Then toss that shit around with some more flour.
                    • Get some water bowling, enough to cover all the noodles, and just sort of sprinkle the noodles in. If you plop em all in they’ll stick and shit, so don’t do that. 
                    • Cook for abot 4 minutes, tasting a noodle occasionally to see if they’re done. I like undercooking mine a tiny bit so they fully cook in the soup.
                    • Once they’re done cooking, strain them and place them in the bowl you’re gonna eat from. 
                    • And bam. You finished the noodles. Are you proud of yourself? Do you want a hug? Fuck off, we’re not done yet ho we still got a WORLD of shit to finish before you can eat this mystical creation based off of Miyazaki’s food porn masterpiece.

                    Procedure for Soup-

                    • In a medium sized pot, add the stock, dashi, and soy sauce. Bring it to a boil over high heat.
                    • Remove from heat and stir in the miso. If you want to add more miso or something, fuckin go for it, it’s your life.
                    • Add the bean sprouts in now so they warm up a little. Pour the soup into the bowl of noodles and stir it around so the bean sprouts and noodles are all intertwined.

                    Oh hot damn. You finished dat soup. Wow. how cool are you? Not that cool yet, because you still need to do the last few toppings you lil shitbaby.

                    Procedure for toppings-

                    • Pour enough water to cover an egg into a small pot and bring to a boil. Once boiling, place the egg in gently and let it stay there for like 10 minutes.
                    • Once the egg’s cooked for about 10 minutes, take that shit out and place it in a small bowl of ice water so it can cool down.
                    • Once it’s cooled, remove the shell and cut it in half vertically. Place one of the halves on top of the ramen and eat the other one yourself with a sprinkle of salt because you deserve it. Love yourself a little.
                    • Get some thick cut ham slices, like the thickest you can find, get a piece and cut it in half. Drizzle a frying pan with olive oil and let it heat up before placing the ham slices on there. 
                    • Cook until heated up but not browned and place atop the noodles.
                    • Thinly dice half the chive stock and place it atop the noodles as well.

                    ~

                    HOLY SHIT YOU JUST MADE YOURSELF SOME MIYAZAKI NOODLES
                    ARE YOU PROUD? YOU SHOULD BE. YOU BASICALLY MADE ART.

                    No seriously, put that shit in MOMA and it will probably sell a lot quicker than like, fuckin, idk, cubism or whatever. Because Ramen always tastes better than oil paint, trust me.

                    Alright nerds, that’s Ponyo’s Ramen for you, enjoy eating literally 10 bowls of it while crying over fucking fish people you sad piece of trash.

                    LOVE YOU, BYE

                    "you lil shitbaby"

                      filed under: jamie,

                      bookkase:

                      If you do not believe that this is one of the best self-discovery stories then you need to re-evaluate how you perceive things.

                      (Source: kaijuborn)

                        filed under: atlantis,

                        Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.

                        toxicphox:

                        butts-with-bro-shades:

                        mitunas-wife:

                        hellfirehotchkiss:

                        sheltymops:

                        image

                        SLEEPING BEAUTY (1485).

                        image

                        POCAHONTAS (17TH CENTURY POWAHTAN). 

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                        CINDERELLA (MID 1860’S)

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                        JASMINE (PRE-ISLAMIC MIDDLE EAST)

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                        SNOW WHITE (16TH CENTURY GERMANY).
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                        ARIEL (1890’S)

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                        BELLE (1770’S FRENCH COURT FASHION).

                        CLARIE HUMMEL

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                        Megara (Ancient Greece)

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                        Mulan (Ancient China)

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                        Tiana (1920’s)

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                        Rapunzel (18th Century)

                        I’ve reblogged this 6 times probably

                        You all always forget her excellent Maid Marian

                        image

                        (Source: missdanielleclick)

                          filed under: disney,

                          jcrystalll:

                          forever-river-song:

                          Portraits of Toddlers Eating Lemons for the First Time

                          All the boys are taking it the worst while the girls don’t really give a fuxk

                          (Source: pleated-jeans.com)

                            thefreespirit18:

                            theletteraesc:

                            eraofstories:

                            haaretz:

                            At least three dead in two shootings at Jewish centers in Kansas. 15-year-old boy reported to be critically wounded; police report one person was in custody; man reportedly yelled ‘Heil Hitler’ when police arrested him.

                            Click here for the full story and breaking developments

                            Reblogging again to add: 

                            Also, non-Jews, please spread this. People will forget about it otherwise. The police say they aren’t ready to call it a hate crime, despite the fact that witnesses have said that the man was asking people if they were Jewish and waiting for an affirmative response before shooting. The more people who are paying attention to this story the harder it will be for it to be swept under the rug. 

                            A lot of people are currently very excited about the recent Cap movie. If you believe that it was worthwhile for Steve Rogers to fight fictional nazis, please show that you care about the people harmed by those in the real world who still agree with Nazi ideology. If you can get super excited and make tons of posts about Cap, then you can do this too, right? (obviously there are people who are upset/triggered by this stuff, which is an entirely different situation. but if you can spread the word please do)

                            Oh no of course not a hate crime -_-

                            Not a hate crime?!?! Seriously?!?! And there are still nazis?!!! Why?!?!

                              filed under: signal boost,
                              kaciart:

shieldshawk said: Bucky giving Steve first aid after fishing him out of the patomic

                              kaciart:

                              shieldshawk said: Bucky giving Steve first aid after fishing him out of the patomic

                                CREDIT